Scott “Candy” Fletcher, dead. Drums and chair. “Sage Against the Machine” and “Sorry Mom”. 2007 – 2014
Rich “Yoko” Lachman, keyboards, rhythm guitar, puns
Raja “Lovely Louie” Khanna, lead guitar, sarcasm
Nidhan “Grimlock” Grewal, bass, 1975 bass amp, looks
Jason “JC Penny” Cavener, lead vocals, lyrics, dancing
Justin “Business Consultant” Cathcart, alive. Drums and Mixing “The Endless Light of K. Yamaguchi”. 2015 – present
Sarah “The Clock” Quinn, alive. Drums and Street Screaming “TaDa!”. 2002 – 2006
