I was in a vaccuum powered astronaut suit. There was 50 people. A man with a mustache wanted to suck my cock after. Louie loved it. I’m JC Penny and I’m JC Penny. That’s what I said to myself days after. The band was dressed as animals, accomplished mostly by just different types of head […]
That’s pretty great. We are beside videos of Amy Milan, Oh Bijou, Matisyahu, etc.. I asked my guitarist Lovely Louie who the rest are and he said “holy shit these guys are all big indie bands”. I doubt any of them are actually independent as we are but whatever. He meant the indie “sound”. So Mel […]
Hey. Sorry haven’t written in a while. Have been writing songs. Planning a new website for the band. It’s summer and we usually take a break from each other. I don’t even want to be writing right now but I found something crazy in this blog system. I can’t sleep these days and so I […]
Sorry haven’t posted in a longtime. Yes, you. The person that once promised me he’s added our blog to his RSS feed. This one’s for you, darling… It’s been a long time since I’ve written. I should have because I promised the guitarist who is the Paul Mcartney of the band I would. I’m the […]
We did a song for Toromagazine’s weekly broadcast “Garageband”. Our performance included some questionable things. We showed a painting of the Pope with a pair of balls hanging from it. The song itself ends with the line “I hate the Pope why not he’s old and his buddies with soft hands and cocks that coil […]
Spookey (yellow top, skipper hat) confers with DOP (Dave?), and JC Penny (me) at back near phone booth and bubble machine Spookey Ruben is a great artist. He can write music and sing almost as good as I can. However, he does one thing that I suck and fail at time and time again: he […]
Zunior.com is a great new canadian online music store. All of their albums are 8.88$ and come with a printable hi-res pdf of the cover. Get our new album “Sage Against the Machine” here http://www.zunior.com/product_info.php?products_id=2266&osCsid=eb00d8cd7a9200619dcf1eb6e6e31f3f And they have good taste. They’ve chosen our closing track “Maximum Sherpa” to feature on their free compilation album. Other […]
So I’ve been talking about Run With the Kittens since I saw them by accident six months ago at the Cameron House. I just did a gig myself at The Horseshoe and my dick was swinging, breaking car windows on Queen St. I went into the Cameron for more dick swinging juice and there they […]
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Dirty Penny has released an album for 2008. It is the greatest oeuvre of popular culture since U2. I have played this album over 900 times since receiving it in my hand one month ago. It gets better and better really slowly. It is a weird drug that goes from obnoxious to relaxed in no […]